Perry at the Priory
In the summer of 2004 Pericles the Decoy Duck spent a month in The Priory to get over his worm and bird seed addiction.
This blog was originally set up to chronicle his experiences and the inevitable escape attempts.
However, it refuses to die.
The Characters
Pericles - Our Hero
Ron - a Lemming, Pericles's roommate
Bob - a discontented lizard
Dai - a Llama
Schrondinger - a Cat, Dai's roommate
Hermione - a Peking Duck
Thaisa - a Duck, Perry's sometime girlfriend
Doris - a Turkey, Matron at The Priory
Skippy - a dodgy Kangeroo
Sandi- a Great Dane
and
Ethel - a duckling who claims to be the fruit of Perry's loins
Monday, August 02, 2004
Day 5
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I'm learning so much from this whole "12-waddle" program. At the end of today's group encounter session the therapist asked if anyone had any questions.There was an embarrassed silence while everyone looked at each other nervously.
"Any questions? Any questions at all?" she asked again, a note of desperation creeping into her voice.
So I asked her what an Oxbow lake was - and she told me!
I'm amazed. I'd never thought an Oxbow Lake really was a lake! I always thought it was just a load of genuflecting bullocks.
posted at 12:01 PM
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